Spring Break! I am
too excited to go chill on a beach, soak up some sun, and swim a little. It’s
so great to go somewhere warm and not have to worry about this damn wind or any
F*CKING snow that decides to pop up unannounced and unwanted, kind of like Sarah
Palin. It’ll be so great to get a tan because I am so pasty that Casper would
be horrified by what I look like right now. Isn’t that just awesome?!?
In reality, I am going to go back to my house and go to my
orientation for my job over the summer. I am not going to any tropical place or
anywhere remotely warm unless Illinois decides, much like our politicians, to
do something shady and tease us with the prospects of warmth. I know you guys
are probably sensing a lot of sarcasm but what you guys should really get from
this is a blog post dripping is sarcasm. I honestly will be spending my week at
home, doing homework, and praying that this school year is almost over. Some
small part of me wishes that I was kidding but, sadly, I’m not.
I guess it’s not all bad. I’ll get to see my Six Flags
family and all the people that I’ve missed. I get to see my puppy and all my
friends that go to other colleges. I am already making plans as we speak. I
just have to remember to write that paper that I have to turn in a few days
after break. Also, the great part about Spring Break is that I register for
classes two days after break. Yeah, RA’s get special privilege. Whoot, whoot.
I am sure that everyone here is probably so jealous of my
Spring Break and you know what? You should be! I get to cuddle with my dog and
create more antics with my friends. I don’t need any warm weather or beach or
sunshine! I can do everything I want to do here and not have to worry about
getting a sun burn or flying anywhere or anything like that!
**Begins to sob**
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Haha def. laughed through that.. but don't worry, that's all I'm doing too. So you have friends.. and nice political undertones and sarcasm. lol
ReplyDeleteoh wow that was hilarious. I know exactly how you feel about training. mine was last week. WELCOME TO SIX FLAGS! I don't understand why we spend 3 hrs learning about stuff to pass a test that we could pass without the 3 hrs of training. eh it's money right? Other than staying up here for spring break I hope you still have fun. If Tom and Liz are there say hi for me. Have a Six Flags Day!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll just be at home too but I'm excited about that to see my family and freidns so it won't be all that bad! haha
ReplyDeleteI always wish that I could go somewhere warm for break but it never happens. When I was younger MTV made me believe that all college kids go to Florida on spring break. Wrong!
ReplyDeleteOh well, sometimes just seeing friends and family and catching up on homework is what we need.
Thanks for the laugh!
I get to snuggle my puppy too!!! :)
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